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26 Oct 2007, 5:38 pm

perfected the Immelmann turn, with a shopping trolley.


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26 Oct 2007, 5:41 pm

Feeds his toenail clippings to the birds.



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26 Oct 2007, 5:48 pm

lau wrote:
perfected the Immelmann turn, with a shopping trolley.

Followed the said maneuver with a Split - S turn.

Plucks feathers from toe-nail fed birds and uses them as pillow stuffing.


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26 Oct 2007, 5:50 pm

Thinks he has a fortune in toenail clippings.


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26 Oct 2007, 5:53 pm

Invested the toe-nail clipping fortune in chicken of the swamp farming.


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26 Oct 2007, 5:54 pm

Suffers from a frog famine.


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26 Oct 2007, 5:54 pm

sells canned rattlesnake droppings to ostriches.


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26 Oct 2007, 5:55 pm

Discovers that there is exactly 19.75 ways to skin a cat.


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26 Oct 2007, 5:57 pm

.....but only 18 uses for cat skins....


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26 Oct 2007, 5:58 pm

Jumps off bridges with the use of his improvised parachute.


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26 Oct 2007, 6:00 pm

QuantumCowboy wrote:
Jumps off bridges with the use of his improvised parachute.


gets hit by raining dogs



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26 Oct 2007, 6:00 pm

Goes bungee jumping with dental floss.


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26 Oct 2007, 6:07 pm

Makes nooses for gnats with dental floss.


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26 Oct 2007, 6:11 pm

cuts out, and saves, every letter "E" that comes in the local newspaper, provided it is turquoise.


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26 Oct 2007, 6:14 pm

Unties every granny knot that he sees.


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26 Oct 2007, 6:14 pm

Populates his house with Guy Fawkes effigies made from the rest of the said newspapers.


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