Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, they all appear above you all at once, crushing the life out of you.

I wish for a Home Depot hotdog.

Granted. Home Depo is bought out by food chain stores, and no one can buy hardware from there.

I wish I could wear MegaMan's helmet. With the musical cue and all.

Granted. He angrily demands you return it, or else.

I wish the delay I've had in getting a loan for college won't affect my chances of being admitted.

Granted. They let you in, and slam all the usefully persons out. Hope you like rambling evil stooges.

I wish I could be a Red Mage.

Granted, but your spell selection is made by drawing papers from a hat.

I wish Sailor Jupiter were real.

Granted, you are given your own sailing boat and launched in a space ship to Jupiter.

I wish I had three wishes.

Granted, but I choose them.

I wish Dungeons and Dragons had not abandoned the 3.5 edition.

Granted. They reprint it, and they integrate it into their ME edition, only for that edition to be just as bad as Windows ME. So 3.5 is in the index.

I wish for Alpha Complex to be made real.

You mean that book?! You are the other person in the world who loves it?


Granted, but being in a desert-town with a group of angsty teens and programmed beings gets boring after like 5 minutes.


I wish that my college projects were finished with a non-fail grade.

No, I mean the Paranoia RPG's Alpha Complex, not some book complex. That really would corrupt my wish.

Granted. Harvard is calling, so is Mensa. You don't know, but your grades were hacked. But, it also seems that everyone else got hacked too. Investigation time.

I wish I had the whole Ace Attorney series on DS.

Granted, you have Ace Ventura the attorney working on your case. You have been charged with DS (Drugs and Soliciting).

I wish I didn't feel to tired today.

Granted, no corruption since I feel tired too.



I wish all bullies would drop dead.

Granted. World Peace by Nerd Rule happens. Now all we study is hard subjects and job requirements get better, but the training is harder.

I wish I had the complete MegaMan collection of Video Games.

granded so you start playing but its to addictive and you cant stop playing and you die of a hearth attack (not to mention that your game whasnt SAVED)

i wish that the next person posting will delete hes/her account xD and sent me a bag of money

Granted. I'll delete my account on October 23rd, 2095 AD.

I wish Queen Amidala had not paid attention to Senator Palpatine's advice in The Phantom Menace.

Granted. You have ruined the continuity of the story line, and messed up the Starwars Saga as we know of it. Since The Phantom Menace was made after the origanal episodes, 4,5, and 6, George Lucas has to remake ALL the episodes. And they really stink now.

I wish I was Protoman. (Megaman series.)