Corrupt A Wish

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12 Sep 2008, 9:56 pm

GRANTED! But you get locked inside an NES cartridge.

I wish i could have a lead apron

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12 Sep 2008, 10:03 pm

Granted, you also have other lead paraphernalia including lead plates!

I wish that time would stand still so I could go where ever I wanted and wouldn't have to worry about being late for anything.

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12 Sep 2008, 10:07 pm

Strapples wrote:

GRANTED! But you get locked inside an NES cartridge.

(Woo-Hoo! Nice Corruption in favor of the wishmaker! I wanted something like that to happen. Although it was not what I was aiming for, so it still counts.)
Granted. You get stuck inside a video game where there are no timekeeping mechanisms, and the game is prone to freezing. Like MegaMan. For the old NES.

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12 Sep 2008, 11:05 pm

Do you have a last wish? :twisted:

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13 Sep 2008, 1:22 am

NoNameRockBand wrote:

Granted, you also have other lead paraphernalia including lead plates!

I wish that time would stand still so I could go where ever I wanted and wouldn't have to worry about being late for anything.

Granted! You break your time staller and end up getting stuck forever in a completely frozen world. I wish I could sleep in more.

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13 Sep 2008, 5:06 am

Granted, you become bed-ridden.

I wish it was lunchtime.

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13 Sep 2008, 5:24 am

granded over here it IS lunchtime
srry forget to wish again

i wish i become an nt

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13 Sep 2008, 9:55 am

Granted, you become an ant.

I wish it was Sunday today

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13 Sep 2008, 12:56 pm

Granted. The year is 20XX and the day is Sunday. What year exactly? I would not know.

I wish the DSL modem I was using would stop overheating.

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13 Sep 2008, 1:03 pm

Funny, it suddenly stopped working...

I wish small talk was forbidden by law.

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13 Sep 2008, 2:39 pm

Granted, under penalty of DEATH :twisted:

I wish people could just take standardized tests to show they have obtained college-level knowledge, rather than spending tens to hundreds of thousands of dollars.

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13 Sep 2008, 2:51 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

Granted, under penalty of DEATH :twisted:

I wish people could just take standardized tests to show they have obtained college-level knowledge, rather than spending tens to hundreds of thousands of dollars.

granded but you dont pass

i wish all our food whas glutenfree and being protected by huge spiders with a clown face and do the chicken dance whenever it sees a pig eating mcdonalds when sitting on a golden chair

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13 Sep 2008, 3:19 pm

Granted, but the giant spiders get the best slice always.

I wish telemarketing were done by robots.

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13 Sep 2008, 3:22 pm

Granted, it already is in America.

I wish that textbooks were free.

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13 Sep 2008, 3:40 pm

Granted, robot telemarketers write them.

I wish Hugo Chavez were deposed.

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13 Sep 2008, 3:44 pm

Granted, but now someone worse takes his place, surprisingly.

I wish the American continents were all under control of a single Empire.

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