Where is my..... [Game]

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I used it to make a papier mache volcano.

Where is my red food dye?

It eloped with the yellow food dye and is busy having orangish babies.

Where is my sonic screwdriver?

A Sonic(tm) representative came to your house and said:

"We are not formally in the business of selling screwdrivers. Our services include fast food distribution within certain locations. Restrictions may apply."

Then he took your tool and ran.

You called Sonic the hedgehog, but he said he was too busy suing the company for taking his name.

Figures....so much trouble from one tool.


Where is my freedom?

In George Bush's pocket.

Where are my ice skates.

Skating on thin ice.

Where is my next answer?

Trying to reply fast enough.

Where is my ?

Which one- Wallourdes, TallyMan or Yensid?

Where is my flying saucer?

I ate it for dinner because it was a dish at a local restaurant.....mmm, delicious. Thanks!

Where is 20 million year old dead cellphone?

That's not a cellphone, it's a trilobite!

Where is my stegosaurus?

It's burried in the fossil record, waiting for the world's first paleo-electronic archeologist to start digging.

I need to get my homework done. Where's my academic manservant?

In the bathroom where all good studying is done.

Where is my newspaper.

I'm writing it, what would you like to read about?

Where is my answer to being injury-free?

In your cast.

Where is the tree that isnt outside my window.

It isn't outside your window, it is inside your house!

Where is my non-existent cast?

It's on your nonexistant leg.

Where's my quick wit?

I stole it for a presentation in English, when would you like it returned?

Where is my sarcasm?