Corrupt A Wish

Post Reply New Topic

Granted, it's Hugo Chavez's succesor's empire.

I wish I knew where my long lost friend Leonardo is.

He went back in time and became a famous painter and inventor.

I wish I sleep well tonight. I'm off to the land of dreams in a minute.

Granted with no corruption

I wish i could have a lead apron... im going through deep pressure withdrawl i am depressed

_________________
check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Very well. YOU GET LEAD APRON! Oh. Wait, can you utilize this weapon that was made for Megaman?

I wish I had a Megabuster.

Granted, you get a big duster. Keen on housework eh?

I wish I spent less time on wp and more time working.

granded your pc explodes and your boss comes visiting you handing over ducoments you have to sign
wich will take you exactly 50years to complete wich will be ready right 5minutes before you die from a hearth attack
i wish i whas batman

Granted. Your parents are killed before your horrified eyes, and you spend years channeling your frustration into righteous anger that will never subside.

I wish I recovered the attention span I used to have.

granded but you become a second eating candy all day to

i wish i whas invisible whenever i get social anxiety

Granted. You become invisible:

1) When you want to flirt.
2) When you're asked to say a speech at a friend's wedding.
3) When you're being interrogated by the police.
4) At religious services.
5) Whenever your boss calls you to his office.
6) When you find an old friend in the street.
7) On your birthday and every national holiday.
8 ) When you're waiting in line at the cinema, the cafeteria, the hospital, or the restroom.

I wish I had a webcam.

granted but it follows u everywhere even wwhen u don't want it to

i wish i did'nt have the cold

granded you have the "hot" now and you melt away a very little bit everythime your mother says the word "i dont understand you" so that would take like 5mins
i wish i whas completely free of deseases,handicaps and being mental healthy

Okay, undercover, wish granted, you were born without a head

I wish my son had not picked up head lice at preschool....

granded the headlice's change into huge poison spiders

i wish i whas filty rich

Granted. 10000 pennys, and they could use some polishing.

I wish I was Dr. Wright from SimCity Snes.

Granted you are Dr Wong from Slim City, Lock Ness.

I wish the lawn didn't need mowing.