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Granted, you are paranoid about clearing the 99th (IC) green. I didn't know golf courses had that many holes, but its your wish.

I wish I had more money in the bank

Granted, all your savings are converted to Colombian pesos. The exchange rate is 1900 pesos to the dollar, so you'll need a lot more banknotes and coins to account for your former amount.

I wish I were a famous writer.

Granted, you are now Donatien Alphonse François de Sade, Marquis de Mazan, otherwise known as the Marquis de Sade.


I wish I could get paid very well to play WoW.

Granted. You become a playtester for a extremly strange game, What On the World. (WOW)

I wish I had a Green Jumpsuit with boots.

Granted. Unfortunately, they are seven-league boots, and a real strain on the groin...

I wish people would stop bringing religion into everything.

Good god man! Wish granted!

I wish the world was free of all religions.

Granted but we become a world devoid of morality...

I wish we could develop ethics without the mysticism...

Granted! But dickwads continue to exst

I wish i could have a giant PVC lead apron that weighs 40 pounds on top of me

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Granted. You do, but it's ice cold.

I wish someone would clean the litter box for me....

Granted your mom does but is pissed off at you so she dumps it on your bed

I wish the aforementioned lead apron was hot and sticky

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Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

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Granted. It heats up and melts upon you, giving 4th degree burns.

I wish someone would become Dr. Light, and build MegaMan.

Granted! I build him but he breaks for some odd reason.

I wish the lead apron werent that hot.

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

You have a lead apron at absolute zero - it make you one cool dude, but it is covered in chilli to make it at least taste hot. Yummy.

I wish my dog didn't roll in disgusting things and keep needing showering

granded your showers now conected to a sewer and your dog changes in a deadly wolf

i wish school whasn't neccesary (it has no use with me anyway)

Granted. Now school is optional, but collage is required for at least 4 years studies.

I wish I had something better than the Dell OptiPlex G1. It is a nice computer, but the age is showing in terms of compatibility.

Granted, you have the latest top of the range Dell. However, it cost so much you had to take a loan out for $100,000 and it will take until you are 83 years old to pay it off.

I wish I hadn't eaten so much at dinner.