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jennyishere Veteran
Joined: 9 Jan 2009Age: 64Gender: FemalePosts: 9,856Location: Australia
In the trash can? Where is my rubbish bin (Australian for "trash can")?
thewrll Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2009Age: 39Gender: MalePosts: 10,619
In an american trash can. Where is my teddy bear?
Yensid Veteran
Joined: 18 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 5,253Location: Honolulu, Hawaii
Given to a needy child. Where is my subtle innuendo?
In your mind. Where is my fathers cell phone.
JohnOldman Velociraptor
Joined: 30 Mar 2011Age: 40Gender: MalePosts: 448Location: Midwest USA (Switzerland is Where the Heart Is)
In your father's jail cell. Where is my father's get out of jail free card?
That only works in Monopoly. Where is my solar cell?
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
You are about to be imprisoned in it. Prison cell with very high walls but no roof - good view of the sun though. Where is my evening drink?
Here it is, a cup of warm water. Where is my ton of bricks?
Where is my flower?
Growing behind your ear. You really should wash back there. Where is my trained seal?
Being debriefed after its raid on Osama's complex in Pakistan. Where is my trained ant?
chrissyrun Veteran
Joined: 23 Oct 2010Age: 33Gender: FemalePosts: 13,788Location: Hell :)
Hanging out with your trained aunt. Where is my happiness today?
Rescheduled for tomorrow, so you are double happy then. Where is my pet giraffe?
At the giraffe school, getting house broken. Where is my tuxedo?
On your pet. Where is my hog?
I saw TallyMan riding it, and using it to chase pigeons in the park. Where is my pain threshold?