Corrupt A Wish

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Icheb
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16 Sep 2008, 2:38 pm

Use a goose feather, man! That's what the ancient Romans did.

I wish everybody in the world shared my sense of humour.

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16 Sep 2008, 2:51 pm

granded: haha a good joke "Use a goose feather, man! That's what the ancient Romans did. " haha
i wish i hade a death note (with a zilver pen with a ryuk head on)

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16 Sep 2008, 4:05 pm

Granted. You are so paranoid about losing it that you sign it with your name on the first page.

I wish I had a more decent job.

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16 Sep 2008, 4:10 pm

Granted! but it does nothing...

I Wish i could get hugged tightly by a giant fat sumo wrestler

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16 Sep 2008, 4:29 pm

Granted, but you become lost in the flabby folds of his skin and don't see the light of day for a month. Eventually you fall out a squished and mangled.

I wish for a cool beer.

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16 Sep 2008, 5:04 pm

Granted but you're in a car and a police car is pulling you over

I wish I could eat anything and keep my figure

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16 Sep 2008, 5:31 pm

TallyMan wrote:

Granted, but you become lost in the flabby folds of his skin and don't see the light of day for a month. Eventually you fall out a squished and mangled.

I wish for a cool beer.

for some reason that sounds oddly fun...

Granted! a cool ROOT BEER.

I wish my sumo wrestler friend was hot and sticky too

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16 Sep 2008, 8:13 pm

Granted. Your Sumo Wrestler friend is aflame. Fwoosh!!

I wish I could have a go-cart track in the back field of the house I live in.

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16 Sep 2008, 8:21 pm

Thatmew wrote:

Granted. Your Sumo Wrestler friend is aflame. Fwoosh!!

I wish I could have a go-cart track in the back field of the house I live in.

dont you think thats a bit morbid :cry:

Granted! but it has defects therefore is NOT DRIVABLE DUE TO FEDERAL REGULATION!

I wish my sumo wrestler friend was alive and hot and sticky but NOT ON FIRE.

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17 Sep 2008, 8:39 am

Granted, your sumo friend is hot and sticky because he has just had concentrated acid poured all over him.

I wish I didn't have to keep starting the lawn mower.

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17 Sep 2008, 10:09 am

Granted. Now it NEVER shuts off!

I wish I could quickly lose 40 pounds.

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17 Sep 2008, 10:11 am

flailure wrote:

Granted. Now it NEVER shuts off!

I wish I could quickly lose 40 pounds.

granted. it falls right out your pockets and into the hands of a random person who keeps it and puts it towards his new television.

i wish i never ran out of energy

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17 Sep 2008, 10:11 am

Granted, give me your wallet (If you are American I will accept the dollar equivalent of pounds)

I wish there were more hours in a day.

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17 Sep 2008, 11:37 am

Granted. You now have a 16 hour work day.

I wish I could remember people's names.

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17 Sep 2008, 11:51 am

Granted. Everyone forgets your name, however.
I wish I had a toaster that could make donuts.

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17 Sep 2008, 12:37 pm

granted. but most of them come out pitch black.

i wish i didn't have school for another millenia

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