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TallyMan
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17 Sep 2008, 12:50 pm

Granted, you are put into cryogenic suspension for 1000 years. Unfortunately, when you are thawed out things have changed so much that you have to start school right back at infant school level. Welcome to your first day of school (again).

I wish I had three wishes.

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17 Sep 2008, 3:14 pm

Granted, but each leads to the end of the world.

I wish I was Damian Hirst.

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17 Sep 2008, 3:44 pm

Unfortunately, due to an administrative error by God, you are born as the cow that got cut into half by God. However, on the plus side you do become a famous art work by Damian Hirst.

I wish I could visit the Tate gallery in London.

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17 Sep 2008, 4:32 pm

Granted. You visit it while it's being remodeled and all that is interesting to see is stored in a warehouse elsewhere.

I wish I could counterfeit fingerprints.

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17 Sep 2008, 4:40 pm

Granted! Enjoy federal prison.

I wish i could have a really fat girlfriend who loves giving tight hugs

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17 Sep 2008, 9:39 pm

Granted, but you'll have to wait for your hug. Your girlfriend is having a momentary inconvenience:

I wish my heart healed so I can be ready to love again.

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17 Sep 2008, 9:43 pm

carturo222 wrote:

Granted, but you'll have to wait for your hug. Your girlfriend is having a momentary inconvenience:

I wish my heart healed so I can be ready to love again.

Granted! but iz broken minutes later.

I wish she had pants correctly sized for her

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18 Sep 2008, 9:15 am

Granted but she smells like ripe old French cheese.

I wish I got paid to write.

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18 Sep 2008, 11:03 am

Granted. 1 penny per word.

I wish I got paid to test video games.

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18 Sep 2008, 11:48 am

Granted. You're hired by Mattel to be the game tester for Barbie and the Magic Nail Polish Workshop.

I wish I weren't so much of an unabashed procrastinator.

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18 Sep 2008, 12:18 pm

Granted! your a bashed one.

flailure wrote:

Granted but she smells like ripe old French cheese.

grrr...

i wish my girlfriend didnt smell horrible

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18 Sep 2008, 4:19 pm

Granted. But the toaster exploded. I am not sure why.

I wish I could have my avitar as room wallpaper. It would be neat.

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18 Sep 2008, 10:23 pm

Granted but now it looks horribly distorted and not quite as cool as you thought it would look and now you can't get it off so you might just have to paint over it but there's still a possibility that a hideous outline can be seen.

I wish that I weren't alive.

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18 Sep 2008, 10:26 pm

Not Granted! suicide wishes cannot be granted by this system... MYSQL ERROR X5839D PHP ERROR ON LINE 503, Code HALTED... Truncating error logs...

I wish i could run a huge supercomputer

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18 Sep 2008, 10:34 pm

Granted. 'Huge Supercomputer' is a room full of UNIVAC computer mainframes.

I wish I could make games for Nintendo DS.

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18 Sep 2008, 10:38 pm

Granted! illegally thus your operation gets shut down by NOA legal

I wihs the super computer was 5000 cray XG1s

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