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Yensid Veteran
Joined: 18 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 5,253Location: Honolulu, Hawaii
The giant that is going to put you to sleep is right behind you. Where is my giant pumpkin?
thewrll Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2009Age: 39Gender: MalePosts: 10,619
Its chasing you. Where is the mouse hole?
chrissyrun Veteran
Joined: 23 Oct 2010Age: 33Gender: FemalePosts: 13,788Location: Hell :)
In the ear of the giant! Where is my impossible color?
Not there since its impossible. Where is my fruit punch?
I threw it on the fruit tree, and the tree said it packed quite a "punch." Where is the answer to my question regarding how long I should run tonight?
JohnOldman Velociraptor
Joined: 30 Mar 2011Age: 40Gender: MalePosts: 448Location: Midwest USA (Switzerland is Where the Heart Is)
It's due west from where you are sitting. Start running and you will find it. Where is my kaleidoscope?
At the toy store. You haven't bought it yet. Where is my conscious.
In your unconscious. Where is my reminder?
You forgot it. Where is my artistic license?
Stolen by someone with more artistic skill. Where is my credit card?
*cough, cough*, this is awkward.....some mice stole it to buy a tent extravaganza Where is my reality check?
Oh sorry I thought you said realtor. I gave it to a realtor to use it for their open house. Where is the rapture.
Postponed. Where is my sordid past?
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
About to be published in the gutter press tomorrow morning. Where is my copy of the newspaper?
In your bird cage. Where are my Three Blind Mice?
Looking for their missing tails. Where is my grandfather clock?