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19 Sep 2008, 11:45 am

Granted. 5000 Crayfish powered supercomputers.

I wish I could work for Nintendo.


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19 Sep 2008, 1:31 pm

Granted... as janitor.

I wish obsolete spare parts for my motherboard weren't so difficult to get at a decent price.



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19 Sep 2008, 1:58 pm

Granted, but they are the wrong type of obsolete spare parts for your motherboard. :(

I wish I had a poster of bigfoot.



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19 Sep 2008, 2:40 pm

Granted, but it's a photograph of his footprints. They couldn't get him in person.

I wish procrastination didn't exist.



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19 Sep 2008, 3:36 pm

Granted. The world as we know it is the futuristic world as we had predicted it in the 60's. We just have newer problems to deal with.

I wish I had a hovercar.


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19 Sep 2008, 8:44 pm

Granted, but it hovers too high for you to get in.

I wish I had a lovely girlfriend.



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19 Sep 2008, 8:55 pm

Granted! she looks lovely, but she's rotten and evil on the inside.

I wish I had a poster of a wolf



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19 Sep 2008, 9:13 pm

Granted! You have a poster of the Toy Poodle wolf, a newly discovered species. About 1-2 feet tall, and not very harmful.

I wish I could be a cybernetic mix of robot an human.


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19 Sep 2008, 9:40 pm

Granted but you come down with a virus.



I wish I had X-Ray vision.


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19 Sep 2008, 9:52 pm

Granted, but it's turned on permanently. Ordinary tasks as combing your hair or brushing your teeth are terribly confusing to perform now.

I wish I could learn anything super fast.



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19 Sep 2008, 10:11 pm

Granted but you forget it really fast

I wish I could have a P.O box


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19 Sep 2008, 10:19 pm

Granted in a very indirect sense. You get your own zipcode. Congratulations!

I wish the washer and dryer were not in my room.


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19 Sep 2008, 10:35 pm

Granted. They're in an apartment of their own, and they're mad at you and won't let you visit them.

I wish I found the courage to talk honestly to my crush about my feelings.



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20 Sep 2008, 12:06 am

Thatmew wrote:
Granted in a very indirect sense. You get your own zipcode. Congratulations!

I wish the washer and dryer were not in my room.


meaning i own a post office... AWESOME!! !! !!

Granted you talk to your crush about your feelings but she shuns you

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20 Sep 2008, 8:54 am

Granted, but now you have to pay taxes.


I wish I was taller.


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20 Sep 2008, 11:40 am

Granted. A thousandth of a milimeter taller.

I wish for the entire discography of Ana Gabriel.