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Granted. But you have to search the newly acquired Library of Congress for it. Have fun on the ladders.

I wish the house I live in could be relocated along with the acre of property.

Granted! It is relocated by that show that hauls house cross country on discovery channel. but to complete relocation they must drive it under a low bridge on a boat. and the tide screws you, literally ripping the roof off your house like a can of sardines

I wish i could go in the NASA training centrifuge while wearing a warm sticky PVC lead apron... (the G-force would make it even heavier)

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Granted, but due to a malfunction you are subjected to 1000g's and are squashed into a pulp. It takes a technician a month to pull out every last bit of Strapples from between the machine parts.

I wish I could take a trip in a space shuttle to the space station and spend a week there.

Granted, but when you return, you are transported to another parallel universe and no one knows you anymore. Since in this reality spaceflight was not invented, you are considered an alien and experimented on until your demise.


I wish, I'd be able to write bug-free code.

Granted. You write a perfect, elegant, flawless virus that wipes the entire internet.

I wish bagpipes were more popular where I live.

Granted, bagpipes become very popular where you live - on a remote island in the Outer Hebrides all on your own.

I wish there were no bugs or design faults in Microsoft software.

Granted, all Microsoft discs you buy come empty.

I wish WP weren't so addictive.

Granted... but now you're addicted to Window XP.

I wish I had a rewind button for my mouth.


M.

Granted, but from no on you can only: sdrawkcab klat

I wish there was something interesting on TV to watch

Granted, but it lasts for half an hour, and then you're bored again

I wish i had a talking monkey

Granted, but all it ever says is the same old joke repeatedly. After you have heard if for the one thousandth time you shoot the monkey. ( or should you spank it? )

I wish I had a cool beer.

Granted. How does 15 degrees Kelvin sound?

I wish I had a parrot that could speak pig Latin.

Granted, but on occasion it oinks.

I wish food could talk.

Granted! But watch the below result.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdHEy4MYvxo[/youtube]

I Wish i could wear neoprene 24/7/365 even on hot sticky summer days

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted, but now people mistake you for a super model.

I wish I had that waaaay cool toaster.

Granted. Your toaster makes cold toast by quantum mechanics. Frozen cold toast.

I wish I could be quantum.