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Strapples
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21 Sep 2008, 6:12 pm

Granted, you turn into a Quantum 6000Z...

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/7834/picture1we0.png

yep, you just got turned into a powerchair... rofl...

I wish i could wear on top of that neoprene i wear 24/7/365 a PVC lead apron 24/7/365

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CLASSIC AUTISM

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21 Sep 2008, 7:17 pm

Granted, you are now the Man of Ste...er, Lead.

I wish my mom could get well again

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Strapples
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21 Sep 2008, 8:29 pm

Granted no corruption.... its important..

I wish i could wear on top of that neoprene i wear 24/7/365 a PVC lead apron 24/7/365 and on top of that two more PVC lead aprons

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

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21 Sep 2008, 10:34 pm

Granted, but now you have to please the God of Straps! Or you will face a strap based punishment. Like something involiving a lack of straps!

I wish I could teleport.

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21 Sep 2008, 10:54 pm

Granted - but you can only teleport to where Carrottop is.

I wish I had perfect pitch.

M.

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21 Sep 2008, 11:55 pm

Granted, but you can't help but think about what the pitch of every sound you hear is, and it gets so distracting that you end up purposely deafening yourself just to be able to function.

I wish I could control my attention span.

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22 Sep 2008, 9:20 am

Granted. You choose to be deeply focused on your next subject of interest to the point that you forget about everything else and die of dehydration.

I wish my university repaired its online services.

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22 Sep 2008, 12:05 pm

Granted, they remove all security features in a big goof up, and disallow students from installing their own.

I wish I had some Green Tea Ice Cream. Mmm...

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22 Sep 2008, 2:25 pm

Granted, but this is my first day on the job. That ice cream is green, so it might be Green Tea.

I wish I could think correctly and not allow my mind to attempt to think things I shouldn't.

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22 Sep 2008, 2:27 pm

Granted, you are now a Grammatron GPR1.1, the latest state of the art Grammar Police Robot.

I wish I didn't sweat the petty things.

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22 Sep 2008, 2:29 pm

Granted, now you sweat lots. All your clothes are soaked within minutes of putting them on.

I wish for a warm sunny day tomorrow.

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22 Sep 2008, 2:39 pm

Granted, the sun turns into a red giant.

I wish Fidel Castro died.

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22 Sep 2008, 2:42 pm

Granted, but you have just wished the death the two pet cats of a sweet little old lady. One called Fidel and the other Castro.

I wish it was today, tomorrow next week on Monday afternoon.

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Strapples
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22 Sep 2008, 3:30 pm

thatmew wrote:

Granted, but now you have to please the God of Straps! Or you will face a strap based punishment. Like something involiving a lack of straps

Dude i am the god of straps

Granted! But nothing happens

I wish i could wear on top of that neoprene i wear 24/7/365 a PVC lead apron 24/7/365 and on top of that two more PVC lead aprons and then have it be a really hot and sticky day... about 101 degrees out and humid

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

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22 Sep 2008, 5:54 pm

Granted, but you now have a pet cat named Castro.

I wish that everything would be instantly clean.

Strapples
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22 Sep 2008, 5:59 pm

Granted! But its dirty in 5 seconds

I wish i did not have a cat named Castro... i am allergic to cats.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

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