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Yensid
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27 May 2011, 5:04 am

In the rye.

Where is my sanity?


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27 May 2011, 5:44 am

Not with you it seems. I guess we will have to send you to a mental hospital.

Where is my burger.



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27 May 2011, 7:53 am

The Hamburglar took it.

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Where is my Friday night?



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27 May 2011, 12:21 pm

Right here on Wrong Planet.

Where is my muse?


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27 May 2011, 2:03 pm

Out cheating on you by inspiring other minds.

Where is my singing telegram?



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27 May 2011, 8:05 pm

At your work, ready to embarrass you when you arrive.

Where is my battery?


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28 May 2011, 1:54 am

In your mother's gameboy

Where is my piggy bank?


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28 May 2011, 3:51 am

Broken by a coin thief.

Where is my award?


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28 May 2011, 5:30 am

What you got one? I thought it was mine. Here have it.

Where is my sheep shearing tools?



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28 May 2011, 6:20 am

Your hairdresser borrowed them (although she was rather sheepish about it.) :wink:

Where is my rolling pin?



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28 May 2011, 6:49 am

Is that a rolling pin? I needed a bowling pin.

Where is my spare change?


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28 May 2011, 7:20 am

Well, since you could spare it, I decided to keep it.

Where are my magic beans?



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28 May 2011, 7:30 am

They already grew into bean stalk. (Look outside.)

Where's my nose?


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28 May 2011, 11:18 pm

I have it, and I will hold it for ransom.

Where is my dream?


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29 May 2011, 1:36 am

Seph has it and will only return it if he gets his nose back.

Where is my warm scarf?



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29 May 2011, 3:01 am

Yensid is dreaming about it. You'll get it back once I have my nose back.

Where are my keys?


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