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23 Aug 2014, 12:27 pm

Avoid pet separation anxiety by telling your pet when you go out to the shop, "I won't be out furlong - don't worry."

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23 Aug 2014, 4:56 pm

I can't do that, boutique can.

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23 Aug 2014, 5:00 pm

Cobbles and Mussels alive alive-O!

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23 Aug 2014, 5:11 pm

Don't make such a fuss! What a tattoo!

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23 Aug 2014, 6:22 pm

Denae wanted to walk on the hot coals after watching a street performer do it; her father, however, would not let her do such in fear that the coals would chardonnay.

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23 Aug 2014, 6:25 pm

You can Kombucha won't like it.

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25 Aug 2014, 2:22 pm

He seems a bit itchy in his general area, I'd avoid relations with him!

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25 Aug 2014, 2:32 pm

I'm not too keen on sticking libellous on children.

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25 Aug 2014, 3:09 pm

When t'mill was knocked down there was loads trouble left to be moved by the lorries.

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25 Aug 2014, 3:12 pm

There are lots of big puddings to splash around in when it's been raining.

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25 Aug 2014, 5:04 pm

Did you tell him off, or digibox his ears?

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26 Aug 2014, 6:59 am

The raven who lives in my tree is obviously hoping his lady friend moves in with him soon.
His new nest is looking rather ravenous now.

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02 Sep 2014, 12:51 pm

On the beach I like to do the lumber dance if I can find 2 people to hold the broom handle low enough.

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02 Sep 2014, 6:09 pm

Some people claim to have a neglect-ic taste in music.

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04 Sep 2014, 6:08 pm

I like making Blue Peter type crafts with my lifetime supply of flaky backed plastic.

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04 Sep 2014, 11:52 pm

I'm soggy! I didn't mean to do it!

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