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23 Sep 2008, 3:47 pm

Granted! its a neonatal cuff, enjoy stimming only for your one pinky finger.

I wish i could have a bariatric cuff to wrap my head in :D


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23 Sep 2008, 4:02 pm

Granted, but it's so tight you can't get your head out of it.

I wish I could teleport and not have to spend my dwindling change in buses.



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23 Sep 2008, 4:04 pm

carturo222 wrote:
Granted, but it's so tight you can't get your head out of it.

I wish I could teleport and not have to spend my dwindling change in buses.


YAY! :D that would be awesome

Granted! But you have to pay for teleportation.

I wish the cuff were even tighter and warmer and stickier :D


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23 Sep 2008, 5:49 pm

Granted, but it's now so warm and sticky that you start to hallucinate and those hallucinations include lots of skinny people.



I wish Harrison Ford were my age.


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23 Sep 2008, 5:53 pm

Granted! but he is boring

I wish i was not hallucinating


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23 Sep 2008, 5:58 pm

Strapples wrote:
Granted! but he is boring
Is not!




Granted but only momentarily.




I wish I didn't have to eat.


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23 Sep 2008, 6:02 pm

Granted! Enjoy your G-Tube

I wish it was permanent!


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23 Sep 2008, 6:40 pm

Granted, you are now coated with melted peppermints, which are, to say the least very sticky.




I wish I didn't have to plan my own birthday party.


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23 Sep 2008, 6:43 pm

NoNameRockBand wrote:
Granted, you are now coated with melted peppermints, which are, to say the least very sticky.




I wish I didn't have to plan my own birthday party.


Granted! but someone plans it with a theme of race cars and guns and you hate it

I wish i could be in a tank of hot sticky molasses


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23 Sep 2008, 6:48 pm

I like cars and guns.



Granted, but you accidentally drown and now when and if you haunt a place there is a vaguely discernible smell of licorice.


I wish I could see through walls.


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23 Sep 2008, 6:56 pm

Granted! But you see gay sex and order it reversed

I wish i could survive in the molasses


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23 Sep 2008, 7:04 pm

AHHHHHHH!! !! !


Granted, your ghostly body swims through a vat of molasses and you are brought back to life.
Unfortunately your body is now made entirely of molasses.




I wish my virtual self could un-see that.


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23 Sep 2008, 7:08 pm

Granted. Your imagination has been reverse engineered and now you only imagine everything backward or in reverse.

I wish I had a power suit like Samus Aran.


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23 Sep 2008, 7:10 pm

Granted, but batteries are not included.


I wish I could torture someone right now.


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23 Sep 2008, 7:22 pm

Granted! You "torture" me by repeatedly wrapping me in layer after layer of neoprene... and i fall asleep from the comfort... and you continue to think you are torturing me because i hid a tape player of screaming sound effects under my ear.

I wish the above would happen


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24 Sep 2008, 6:50 pm

Granted. You suffocate, but noone notices because the recorded screams are still audible.

I wish I had been born ten years earlier.