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Granted. You are now 35 and having one whopper of a mid-life crisis.

I wish I could play a musical instrument.

Granted, you play the an instrument that sounds like a banshee.

I wish I could whistle Protoman's Whistle.

Granted! but you get bored with it and throw it into the dark abyss

I wish i could survive without breathing so i can be wrapped in airtight things i like

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Granted, but I don't know how. Cryogenic storage?




I wish that people weren't so fond of gossiping and making false accusations.

Granted! But now everyone gossips and makes false acusations about you.

I wish I didn't need glasses.

Granted. Your eyesight becomes 20/32, so technically, you don't really have to wear them.

I wish I was not myopic.

Granted, but now you can see things clearly from a great distance away. Unfortunately you happen to look in the wrong direction at the wrong time and end up seeing a massively overweight guy naked.




I wish I didn't have calculus on my teeth.

Granted. Now you have analytic geometry, set theory, inferential statistics, and first-order logic on your teeth.

I wish my teachers were lenient with my delays in submitting assignments.

Sort of granted: you have to lower your course load so that you have fewer papers to write per time; however, decreasing your credit hours per semester will also reduce financial aid.



I wish people would investigate things more before leveling
insinuative accusations... (not Wrong Planet, real life here.)

Granted, everyone becomes well informed and arrogant.

I wish I could jump in and out of video games.

Granted but because you are myopic, you can't really tell the difference.





I wish there where an alternate reality that I could visit every now and then.

Granted! but it involves wearing neoprene to get there..

I wish i could experience what its like to have the worlds most severe cerebral palsy.

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CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted, but why?



I wish my mom's voice would come back, it's getting harder for me to translate for her.

Granted, but she only speaks Old Egyptian.

I wish there were no more movies based on videogames.

Granted. The next big thing are movies based on talk shows.

I wish I could adjust my age at will.

Granted, but only in increments or decrements of 100.


I wish I could find some motivation to exercise.