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26 Sep 2008, 2:17 pm

Granted. You are being chased by a pack of rabid pit bulls.

I wish I would win a Nobel prize for something.

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26 Sep 2008, 2:20 pm

Granted you win the Nobel Prize for bad fashion.

I wish My brother would not correct my sentences while I'm saying them.

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26 Sep 2008, 2:37 pm

Granted, He develops psychic ability and corrects you before you even say it.

I wish everything was in stereo, if it was not already.

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26 Sep 2008, 2:40 pm

Granted, but now surround sound does not exist and you are limited to stereo.

I wish I was having dinner in Victorian London in a restaurant.

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26 Sep 2008, 2:48 pm

Granted, but you're not dressed properly for the occasion, so everyone keeps looking at you disdainfully.

I wish my brother would quit asking me questions that I've already given him the answers to.

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26 Sep 2008, 3:07 pm

granded he now asks you question that you dont even know the anwser of

i wish the next poster looks like this :afro:

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26 Sep 2008, 9:39 pm

NoNameRockBand wrote:

Granted, but why?

I wish my mom's voice would come back, it's getting harder for me to translate for her.

dunno.... my old GF had cerebral palsy and i always wanted to know what its like with all the slobberyness and everything hahhahaha... its a long story.

Granted! But she has speech impairment since she suddenly gets cerebral palsy :lol:

how ironic :lol:

I wish I could captain the mearsk for one day.

put simply the worlds largest cargo ship

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26 Sep 2008, 10:11 pm

Granted, but it is the last trip as the ship sinks mid ocean.

I wish I am a world famous double bass player.

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26 Sep 2008, 10:34 pm

Granted! You play the double BASS

I wish i could have an inflatable neoprene suit so i can float in the waters

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

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27 Sep 2008, 11:56 am

Granted. You can only float and bob in the water, and cannot move.

I wish humans could harness the power of lightning.

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27 Sep 2008, 11:58 am

They can. It's called "electricity" and it is c ontrolled by a few companies who gouge the price of it.

I wish my house would clean itself.

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27 Sep 2008, 1:01 pm

Granted, but it is a robotic house that fails to recognize you and you end up in the landfill.

I wish I lived in a downtown condominium in the penthouse.

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27 Sep 2008, 1:14 pm

Granted! You are now the happiest cockroach on Fifth Avenue!

I wish playing video games for just 30 minutes a day would keep me mentally sharp and physically fit.

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27 Sep 2008, 5:29 pm

Granted. You're switched to the Matrix for 30 minutes a day, and the sheer terror of being constantly chased by agents makes you burn extra calories.

I wish some editor could see my talent.

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27 Sep 2008, 5:53 pm

Granted! Editor sees your talent and thinks "Yum" and blends it in with his morning fruit drink.

I wish I had fresh flowers to put in this cool vase I bought the other day.

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27 Sep 2008, 9:01 pm

Granted but they are hiding a colony of Africanized honeybees and you are badly stung.

I wish I was a private detective.

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