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chrissyrun
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03 Jun 2011, 3:45 pm

You didn't pay the cell phone bill, so you can't call anymore hogs EVER again.

Where is my advertisement?



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03 Jun 2011, 3:47 pm

On a channel with no commercials. It's never going to air.



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03 Jun 2011, 3:50 pm

Never. EVER! ok.

Since you didn't ask where something is, I am assuming that you have everything.

And everything is where you want it to be.

Where is something though?



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03 Jun 2011, 3:51 pm

Its somewhere over the rainbow.

Where are my manners to ask for something



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03 Jun 2011, 3:55 pm

In timbuktu....you were too nice to sue, and though it is true, there is nothing you can do about your manners in Timbuktu.

Where is my sense of rhyme and sense of time?



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03 Jun 2011, 3:56 pm

It looks like both are right there for you to share to many hares.

Where are my nursery rhymes?



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03 Jun 2011, 4:00 pm

I wrote them all, and then erased them...they were too good to be true.

Where is my fix to every problem?



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03 Jun 2011, 4:01 pm

On your keyboard it's called the backspace button.

Where is my keyboard?



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03 Jun 2011, 4:08 pm

In halloween-land, it's getting a bat-massage.

Where is my cutting edge?



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03 Jun 2011, 6:17 pm

Ask the next person.

Where are my knives?


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03 Jun 2011, 6:27 pm

Cutting up fresh fruits and veggies.

Where is the next person?



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04 Jun 2011, 3:56 am

On their computer posting after me.

Where is heaven?



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04 Jun 2011, 5:37 am

Where you want it to be.

Where is my utopia?


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04 Jun 2011, 5:49 am

In Texas, apparently:

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Where is my bunyip?



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04 Jun 2011, 5:55 am

Where ever bunnies roam.

Where are my sunglasses?



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04 Jun 2011, 6:07 am

Here they are. 8)

Where is my safety helmet?