BANNED (The Game)

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Banned because you obviously haven't read anything by Tamora Pierce, and I KNOW you would love to use Wild Magic...

Banned for not explaining more about Wild Magic.

Banned because you really need to read Tamora Pierce - Start with the book called "Wild Magic" (hint, wild mages can talk to any an all animals, shapeshift into any animal they want, and a number of other things )

Banned for forcing me at gunpoint to read Tamora Pierce.

Banned for wild banishing

Banned for tamed banishing.

Banned because it's a tie 15721-15721. Congratulations.

Banned for tying my TIE fighter into a knot and making me wilhelm scream.

Banned for cutting ties with those you have banned.

Keladry is banned because I've read five books by Tamora Pierce.

Banned for not banning me.

Banned because I was out of town and everyone seems to have gotten by just fine without me.
*sniff* Didn't you even wonder where I was? If I was alive!? [cue dramatic music] I thought that at least you Kura, at least you might have spared a thought for me[dramatic music reaches crescendo as Shadowself bursts into an uncontrolled fit of sobbing] but you don't care. No one does, and no one ever has!! *collapses in a puddle of tears*
But I'll show you all! Oh Yes! [Shadowself reaches into his jacket and withdraws a smooth gray cylinder with a red button on top, and holds it up at head level to reveal that he has had the Gravitic Flux Ocillator all along!]

Cut to end credits "To Be Continued"

End Scene

Banned for revealing the Gravitic Flux Ocillator, whatever that is, at such a terribly dramatic moment. *hands you a pair of cymbals to crash at the climax*

Banned because I have no idea what the Gravitic Flux Ocillator is or what it does. No one does.

Banned by the Positron Reverse-Polarity Capacitors.

Banned by Reversing the Polarity of the Neutron Flow.