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thewrll
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04 Jun 2011, 6:08 am

On your tires so they are protected.

Where is my facebook page?



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04 Jun 2011, 6:13 am

On Wrong Facebook.

Where is my suitcase?



thewrll
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04 Jun 2011, 6:14 am

In the airplane you missed.

Where is my fosters?



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04 Jun 2011, 7:59 am

In the imports section.

Where is my letter of appointment?


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04 Jun 2011, 8:31 am

In the garbage can. It didnt have a stamp on the envelope.



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04 Jun 2011, 8:46 am

Your question was kidnapped by aliens.

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04 Jun 2011, 10:37 am

It buzzed in your heart.

Where is my sleep!



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04 Jun 2011, 12:14 pm

It fell asleep without you.

Where is my movie for this evening?


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04 Jun 2011, 12:21 pm

Your wife is watching it.

Where is my cupboard?



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04 Jun 2011, 12:27 pm

Where it normally is, you've sleep walked into someone else's house! 8O

Where are my kittens?


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04 Jun 2011, 1:09 pm

M.E.O.W.....they are now cats 8O

Where is my time?



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04 Jun 2011, 2:08 pm

All gone, you've used it all up. Time for the retirement home now! :lol:

Where is my brush?


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04 Jun 2011, 2:50 pm

Oh, well your toothbrush is being used to clean the grout and your hairbrush is being used to comb the cat.

Where is my sense?



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04 Jun 2011, 4:45 pm

Disappeared after your fifth glass of vodka. :hic:

Where is my bed? (I'm tired, it's been a long day)


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04 Jun 2011, 4:52 pm

It's been shipped to Antarctica, it's research material. (Btw, I don't drink :thumbdown: )

Where is my common sense?



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04 Jun 2011, 6:00 pm

Ask the next person.

Where are my super powers?


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