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Granted! But your son still gets kicked out

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Granted. Your 1 trillion pennies are in a very large pool known as the Caspian Sea.



I wish my eyes would stop aching.

I will grant your wish by surgically removing them.

I wish I knew what Fnord meant when he used the word "Enoch" to describe me (or possibly my avatar).

Granted, but you find a deeper meaning, and another even deeper meaning after that.

I wish for a house made of bubble wrap.

Granted, but when you lay in your bed its very hot and sticky

I wish i could be mummy wrapped in bubble wrap

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Granted, but once in a while when you try to fall asleep you are awakened by popping.


I wish that Ben would stop being paranoid.

Granted! Big Ben no longer chimes every 30 minutes in a paranoid rhythm. He is so un-paranoid he never chimes.

I wish i could be wrapped in a giant PVC lead apron.

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted, but it is leaking a little so you get lead poisoning and your IQ drops precipitously.

I wish I was a police detective.

Granted! But you get lead poisoning from helping me escape thus become supid and thus are fired

I wish I could be wrapped in a giant lead apron that does not leak

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted but you are so happy you just remain there and enter a vegetative state.


As a deaf person, I wish I could experience the hearing world.

Granted, all you can hear is c-span

I wish the next poster eternal happiness.

Granted, Happiness through insanity.

I wish that I had a robotic clone.

Granted, but your family mistakes the clone for the real you, and you are sent back to the factory.


I wish I would lose 30 pounds.

Granted, you lose both of your legs in a car accident.

I wish I were more motivated to get work done.

Granted. You're motivated to do everyone's work but your own.


I wish I didn't have to drive so far to see my doctor.