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chrissyrun Veteran
Joined: 23 Oct 2010Age: 33Gender: FemalePosts: 13,788Location: Hell :)
In a restraining order. Where is my new camera.
AnonymousAnonymous Veteran
Joined: 23 Nov 2006Age: 36Gender: MalePosts: 76,406Location: Portland, Oregon
I sold it at a pawn shop. Where is my library card?
You don't need it, you can check out a book if you know your number. Where is my preparation?
jennyishere Veteran
Joined: 9 Jan 2009Age: 64Gender: FemalePosts: 9,856Location: Australia
Still in the early planning stages. Where is my chilly winter wind?
thewrll Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2009Age: 39Gender: MalePosts: 10,619
Up at 16,000 feet. Where is my sunny weather?
You sold it on eBay to some sun-starved Antarctic penguins. Where is my message from a friend?
You also sold it on ebay. Where is my computer chair?
Does your computer REALLY need a chair to sit on? Where is my moment of reflection?
In the mirror of bouncing deadly light back at you. Where is my ketchup bottle?
Is that the one you call "Reginald" and tell all your problems to? Sorry, I don't know. Where is my pile of work to do?
In the shredder. I shredded it so you didn't have any work to do and so you could be my slave. Where is my tree of life?
Here's a nice one- it's an Indonesian gunungan, a shadow puppet of the tree of life. Where is my bedtime reading?
Under your bed with the boogey man. Where is my favorite book?
Here's that gunungan- I forgot to attach it: And I think your favourite book is over next to the telephone- the White Pages, right? Where is my pet lizard?
It got eaten by my anaconda. Now where did my anaconda go?
Anna Conda? Is she some Italian actress? Where is my tiger snake?