Corrupt A Wish

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NoNameRockBand
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02 Oct 2008, 2:12 pm

Granted, your doctor now lives in the same house as you and criticizes everything you do.

I wish I could find a job.

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Worry you should, if that is what you want to do.
Otherwise, just enjoy life, unless you're not into that kinda thing or you have persecution mania.

@_@ I think I'm persecuting myself.

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02 Oct 2008, 2:14 pm

Granted. You now can find any job you want, but you don't really feel like doing it.

I wish I didn't have to make a living off other people's laziness.

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02 Oct 2008, 2:36 pm

Granted, now you make a living off of other people's oozing, infected sores.

I wish my chair were more comfortable.

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02 Oct 2008, 2:37 pm

Granted, Welcome to caffeine works, INC, where everyone works for coffee.

I wish I had a Head Mounted Device.

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02 Oct 2008, 2:41 pm

Granted! Thatmew now has a comfey chair mounted to their head that paternist is now happily seated in

I wish I didn't have extremely bizarre dreams.

carturo222 wrote:

I wish I didn't have to make a living off other people's laziness.

Social worker?

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02 Oct 2008, 5:03 pm

Granted! People just stop thinking your dreams are bizzarre but they still are bizarre to you.

I wish I could be buried alive in 100 sticky sweaty neoprene wetsuits

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CLASSIC AUTISM

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02 Oct 2008, 5:31 pm

Granted, but the stickiness is caused by honey and ants eat you.

I wish the weather was cooler.

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02 Oct 2008, 5:33 pm

Granted. -30 C, cold enough.

I wish for a top hat.

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02 Oct 2008, 9:12 pm

Granted. Your rich great uncle dies and leaves you his...top hat.

I wish I lived closer to Canada.

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02 Oct 2008, 9:23 pm

NoNameRockBand wrote:

carturo222 wrote:

I wish I didn't have to make a living off other people's laziness.

Social worker?

Not nearly close. Copy editor and proofreader.

To Patternist: Granted. You move to the house next to yours, which is about thirty yards closer to Canada.

I wish I had Asimov's IQ.

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02 Oct 2008, 9:39 pm

Granted, but now you find your self very frustrated with stupidity.

I wish my Dad would learn when to shut up and when to speak.

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02 Oct 2008, 9:56 pm

Granted. He now has a play/pause button.

I wish life had a play/pause button.

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02 Oct 2008, 10:02 pm

Granted, you now have a remote for your life, just be careful not to press the eject button.

I wish the dishes could clean themselves.

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02 Oct 2008, 10:10 pm

Granted, but now the dishes have gained sentience. Now we are in trouble.

I wish I had green walls.

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02 Oct 2008, 10:27 pm

Granted, but they are in a long term hospital ward.

I wish my dog could talk to me.

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02 Oct 2008, 10:53 pm

Granted He says F*ck you and leaves

I wish to be buried in 50 sticky PVC lead aprons

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

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