Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. A kinda tasty spinach, lobster, shrimp, cucumber and garlic sandwich.

I wish I had a cellphone.

Granted, you now have a Barbie Cellphone




I wish I had an army of Rubber Duckies

Granted, but you are now at war with a country who is using real soldiers, guns, and ammunition.


I wish I had an exciting evening planned.

Granted. Is rocket sled riding legal?

I wish for a Nintendo DSi.

Granted! But it's crap & you have to get a new one.

I wish I was a good bowler.

Granted, you are converted into a bowler hat.

I wish it was warmer in here ... shudders ... Brrrrr!

granted. http://www.worth1000.com/entries/193000 ... CHKg_w.jpg enjoy.
(the sword's free)

Granted, you are in the lowest level of Dante's Inferno.


I wish everyone would agree with my opinions.

granted. Everyone Harrison in Kentucky now agrees with all your opinions.

i wish i could go to a good photography school

Granted, but you're not there as a photography student. You're there as a model - a nude model.

I wish my dad would let me take an extra year of high school.

Granted! But thats just absurd

I wish to be buried in 100 sweaty sticky neoprene wetsuits

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Granted! But they're all microscopic neoprene wetsuits worn by microbe bactilli preparing for a trialthon.

I wish for strapples to continue on with his neoprene raves for all of eternity.

Granted. Somehow, Stapples takes over the world in the process.

I wish the world could be less annoying.

Granted, the world is less annoying to everyone but YOU. For you it becomes a hundred fold more annoying.




I wish that money grew on trees.

Granted, but the money is counted as either counterfeit, or invalid.

I wish my floor was green tile.

Granted, due to a mysterious accident involving Avocados, your Kitchen tile is now greenish.






I wish that my friend could come over this weekend.