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04 Sep 2014, 11:56 pm

You think you're smart, butterfly has more sense than you!

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05 Sep 2014, 12:50 am

Woodlice be a nice dish to serve as an appitizer?

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05 Sep 2014, 8:17 am

The Prime Minister's door opener at No:10 is a one trick crony.

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05 Sep 2014, 8:28 am

My local supermarket is closed today. Hovering convenient!

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05 Sep 2014, 1:15 pm

It's like treacle opportunities gone mad!

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05 Sep 2014, 1:21 pm

I think someone's slipped something imagine and tonic!

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05 Sep 2014, 1:32 pm

Fresh bread is way better than oxtail bread, except for when you make bread and butter pudding.

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05 Sep 2014, 3:23 pm

I love a crusty button with butter to go with tomato soup.

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05 Sep 2014, 3:25 pm

Hygiene, hope you're ok!

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05 Sep 2014, 3:28 pm

If you have a name badge to be attached to your flimsy shirt make sure to pinafore you put it on.

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05 Sep 2014, 3:32 pm

They pricked some of the windows up on the house next door.

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06 Sep 2014, 5:45 pm

Jim got his left knee replaced last week so can move around much better - we now call him gymnastics because he no longer has sticks.

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06 Sep 2014, 5:57 pm

Were you looking for any follicular item, madam?

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06 Sep 2014, 6:07 pm

At the match the refund the goal keeper had a fight.

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06 Sep 2014, 11:55 pm

That Japanese man, he's memory family connection where I get those great udon noodles.

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07 Sep 2014, 1:06 pm

Has the crestfallen off the window sill into the loo again? I think I need to buy a bathroom shelf for it.

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