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DeepHour Veteran
Joined: 1 Jun 2014Gender: MalePosts: 94,386Location: United Kingdom
You think you're smart, butterfly has more sense than you! Woodlice
emtyeye Veteran
Joined: 7 Nov 2010Age: 69Gender: FemalePosts: 1,421Location: Inner space
Woodlice be a nice dish to serve as an appitizer? CRONY
CosmicRuss Veteran
Joined: 30 Apr 2010Age: 160Gender: MalePosts: 6,101Location: Location:Location
The Prime Minister's door opener at No:10 is a one trick crony. Hovering
My local supermarket is closed today. Hovering convenient! Treacle
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 96,102Location: UK
It's like treacle opportunities gone mad! Imagine
I think someone's slipped something imagine and tonic! Oxtail
Fresh bread is way better than oxtail bread, except for when you make bread and butter pudding. Button
I love a crusty button with butter to go with tomato soup. Hygiene
Hygiene, hope you're ok! Pinafore
If you have a name badge to be attached to your flimsy shirt make sure to pinafore you put it on. Pricked
They pricked some of the windows up on the house next door. Gymnastics
Jim got his left knee replaced last week so can move around much better - we now call him gymnastics because he no longer has sticks. Folicular
Were you looking for any follicular item, madam? Refund
At the match the refund the goal keeper had a fight. Memory
That Japanese man, he's memory family connection where I get those great udon noodles. Crestfallen
Has the crestfallen off the window sill into the loo again? I think I need to buy a bathroom shelf for it. Carpentry