Corrupt A Wish

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Sorry about that.
I was interrupted.
I had to break off.

I wish people really understood me.


That game about not including the letter "E" was really hard by the way. I really appreciate that letter now and anyway, I might be winning that game at the moment. I appreciate communication and the English language more.

You have no idea how many Palaeontology and Zoology classification manuals I had to sift through to write my first post on that "don't use the letter e" game. Then I had to do some research on ornithology and the politics of the United States. Poor Botti had to endure all of my poor attempts. I think I'll do some real work tomorrow.

Last edited by AmberEyes on 06 Oct 2008, 6:07 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Granted, but you are now a talking parrot.


I wish I knew how to swim the backstroke.

Granted. Now you're an otter.

I wish I could forgive myself more often.

Granted, you even make sacrifices for yourself.

I wish there was a miniature swamp in the back field.

Grnted! but its got quicksand and you sink in the thick molasses till you die from it going over your head.

I wish AmberEyes would respond to my PMS

Granted, she responds by disappearing form the site completely.

I wish Carturo would post a happy wish.

Granted! He wishes about neoprene all the time.

I wish i could have a giant smoothskin neoprene duffell bag so i can zip myself inside of it.

Granted, but your skin gets stuck in the zipper and it hurts to open it back. In the end you bleed to death.

I wish my writing style improved infinitely.

Granted, but you lose the knowledge of your mother tongue and can only write in Ilàksh.

I wish I was fluent in Ilàksh

Your wish has been granted Strapples, I have responded.
Formulating the reply took longer than expected, sorry.

I live in a different time zone too.

The only reason why I had to leave the site was so that I could sleep. Maybe I should stay up all night next time and become a zombie!

Sorry that I disappointed you guys.

Maybe I am like a talking parrot anyway. I just recite stuff from text-books and revision books by rote. I’ve been reciting things from a young age.


LostInEmulation

Granted, but now Ilàksh is all you can write, so no-one understands you when you fill in any important paperwork.

I wish that I could fly unaided.

Granted, but only an inch off the ground.




I wish that I had a package of Little Debbie snack cakes.

Granted, but they have been poisoned by a crazy Halloween prankster and you need your stomach pumped.

I wish ragweed pollen did not exist.

Granted. You've disrupted a whole section of the food chain, and nature slowly starts to collapse.

I wish automatic translators never achieve decent performance (so I keep my job )

Granted! But Google buys out your company and you work for them as one of the "robots"

I wish people were not annoyed with my obsession with neoprene

Granted, but such a disruption of reality swallows the entire universe.

I wish everyone became a vegetarian.

Granted... but the animals don't sign up, and start eating people.

I wish that people cared about the world around them.


M.