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Granted! They care by producing more pollution

I wish I could have a giant PVC raincoat

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted. It's HUGE. It covers the entire planet and rain never gets to fall anywhere. Perpetual drought and famine ensue.

I wish I could wake up early tomorrow.

Granted! but you are really groggy the entire day

I wish i had a super tight PVC raincoat

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted, but now random guys walk up to you and ask for your number.


I wish that were my conundrum

Granted! BUt you must wear the PVC

I wish I could have an ultra tight neoprene wetsuit to go under the ultra tight PVC raincoat

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted, but it actually goes right over and flies away 3 feet.

I wish I could back flip.

Granted, you're one of those wind-up yapping toy dogs that backflips every fourth yap.

I wish I could do the thing I just posted on the adult forum about....

Granted, but you grow corn plants out your forehead and your hair turns slightly pink and you end up calling it off because of the awkwardness. (no idea what you just posted )


I wish I had straps like Strapples.

Granted, but the straps are actually mind-control devices placed on you by Strapples. They make you indiscriminately moon people and ask them for spare change, while simultaneously filming you so Strapples can have a good laugh and place the "Alaspi-Cam" on his website.

I wish I had 6 functioning hands and a functioning set of wings.

Granted, little grasshopper.

I wish today lasted forever.

Good corruption!

Today lasts forever. So does the diarrhea you get when you eat lunch today.

I wish my job were more interesting.

Granted. You lead the international team assigned to treat my diarrhea.

I wish I could find the inspiration to write hundreds of pages today.

In the spirit of ridiculous inspiration, you write hundreds of pages about your little toe.

I wish I could write my fan fiction about Pokémon, at the least, think of how to continue it.

Granted, but you are nine and a half years old forever.


I wish I could always remember to be polite.

Granted. but the next person to approach you is an armed robber asking for all you money and you have to reply "Of course you may. I would be glad to help you out. I hope you have a wonderful day."


I wish someone would turn reality on its head so things could start making some sense around here.

Granted, Presto! From reality to...Pokémon Anime reality!

I wish I could be on a poster.