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Granted, you are glued to McCain poster and everyone throws rotten tomatoes at you.

I wish my computer didn't keep crashing.

Granted. You live 10000 years ago. You don't have a computer, and your main worry is being eaten by a cave bear.



I wish my relatives would bring presents when they come to my house.

Granted ! Enjoy the deoderant

I wish i could have fairly oddparents

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted, but you are embarrassed and disappointed when you realize they are just the ones you already have.



I wish I had a big freezer full of different types of ice cream.

Granted! But 9 out of 10 are "Fuzzy Navel" flavor

I wish i could have MOAR NEOPRENE STRAPS!

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted. You have tons of them. All the wrong size.

I wish I never have migraine again.

Granted. Sadly you are now a one celled organism with no head.

I wish they would make more episodes of

Monk than they do presently.

Granted, the staff of Monk is now working 24/7, and end up suffering burnout.

I wish I could make an voice and character appearance on the Pokémon anime.

Granted. You're the long-lost ninth-degree cousin of a minor character who gets a third-of-a-second appearance.

I wish social appointments didn't give me panic.

Granted, but now they give you nosebleeds.

I wish I had less petty vengeance in my soul....

Granted. Now you have petty vengeance in your paycheck.

I wish I were able to start conversations with strangers comfortably.

Granted but it's usually with homeless people that are discussing the consistency of alcoholic beverages.





I wish we had more chips in the house.

Granted, now you have more chips of peeling lead paint in the house

I wish I could get paid - a lot - for doing very little

Granted! You are president bush and are to be assasinated in exactly 25 hours

I wish i could be buried in neoprene straps

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check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted, you are dead and they lay multiple neoprene straps atop your casket

I wish someone would assassinate Bush AND Cheney (if you're the CIA, I don't mean me!)

Granted, but it is you and you are immediately caught and sent to a federal prison full of conservative Republicans.


I wish I was contented with what I have .