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DeepHour Veteran
Joined: 1 Jun 2014Gender: MalePosts: 94,728Location: United Kingdom
Banned because grumpiness is closely related to frumpiness.
TheAP Veteran
Joined: 28 Dec 2014Age: 28Gender: FemalePosts: 20,314Location: Canada
Banned for not mentioning lumpiness.
Banned because that's forbidden by the Lumpy Numpties.
IsabellaLinton Veteran
Joined: 1 Nov 2017Gender: FemalePosts: 72,433Location: Chez Quis
Banned for using a pronoun in your introductory sentence.
Banned because Dickens got away with it in A Tale Of Two Cities.
Banned because you're plagiarising his style.
Banned because I'm the antithesis of style.
Banned because antithesisism is contrived.
Banned because that refers more to antithesism than antitheticality, and I've probably had too much cider (cyder) this afternoon...
Banned because you dwell in deep hours.
Banned because we are all dwellers in the cellars of incalculable eventuality.
Banned because incalculable eventuality may indeed be dwelled within, but not with depth or in spans of calculable hours.
Banned because this is great fun, but I need to be up before 1 am tomorrow, so I will bid you farewell for now.....
Banned because that's what they all say to me.
Banned for generalizing.
Banned for generalising about generalisers.