PRIZE MACHINE

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You win a free entry to win the winners thread... go ahead and rush to it (only works once, so use wisely).

**Inserts Buttons**

*** Security alert! Security alert! Security alert! Security alert! ***

Three security guards pounce and you are taken away for trying to defraud the machine.

*Inserts a one euro coin*

You get the same euro coin. (Too bad it doesn't accept other currencies. )

*inserts quarter*

You get a map of the Philippines.

*inserts quarter*

You get a world map.

*inserts quarter*

You get a map of the Solar System.

*inserts quarter*

You get a star map.

*inserts quarter*

You have received a chunk of ice from Europa.

*inserts quarter*

You have received a quarter and a small tube of Superglue.

*Inserts $.25*

The machine makes some banging noises inside and the display lights up and says "OUT OF ORDER"

*can't get another coin in the slot* Guess I'll have to wait for the repair man.

A repairman appears! (The machine is now fixed!)

*inserts quarter*

After a few noises a mouse appears!

*inserts quarter*

You get a dead mouse on a string.

Tallyman, the old Uncle Scrooge trick of putting a coin attached to a string into a machine and getting a free whatschamacallit used to work way back then but doesn't work now!


*inserts a New Zealand Twenty cent piece and an Australian Five cent piece*

This Used to work!
It better work Now!

You get your New Zealand twenty-cent and five-cent coins back. Machine only accepts whole quarters.

*inserts quarter*

Machine ejects quarter back at you... so hard in wedges in your left nostril.

* inserts quarter (into machine ) *

Machine recognizes TallyMan (the machine, BTW, has a face reader), and rejects his quarter.

*inserts quarter*