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syzygyish
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28 Jan 2012, 7:48 am

unequivocably

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28 Jan 2012, 5:11 pm

Albirea wrote:

"OOOOOH! What's this button do?"

Excellent.

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28 Jan 2012, 8:22 pm

Well, I can't f**k THIS up!

(self deprecating Aspy humour)

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28 Jan 2012, 9:33 pm

Don't make me cut this sentence shor...

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28 Jan 2012, 11:19 pm

Shhhh, I'm trying to sleep

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29 Jan 2012, 3:06 am

stay tuned...

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29 Jan 2012, 6:21 am

I hope all the people with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder got cremated,
because there's dirt everywhere!

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29 Jan 2012, 6:37 am

Their yells and screams were loud
And filled me with lamentations.
To most like the black cloud
That cancels in all nations.
The 99% crowd,
And its creative interpretations,
Are why I had a shroud
For my different educations.

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29 Jan 2012, 10:17 am

Oh well, I've realised that sat navs and crocodile infested rivers don't mix.

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29 Jan 2012, 3:08 pm

Got one too many papercuts.

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29 Jan 2012, 10:37 pm

soon to reappear in a new and improved edition.

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31 Jan 2012, 6:45 am

They said I couldn't give up smoking...
HA!
Wrong, idiots!

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01 Feb 2012, 7:15 am

Ack! Aargh! Gack! Bleugh! OMG!

...I've got worms

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01 Feb 2012, 7:34 am

^^^
in the guinness book of world records [or maybe it was "ripley's believe it or not!"], is this entry for the shortest book ever written, a novel in two chapters-

*chapter one-
"coughin.'

*chapter two-
"coffin."
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