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14 Jul 2014, 1:28 am

Cartwheel

Can I borrow your cartwheel only be for an hour?


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14 Jul 2014, 9:04 am

When it comes to barbecue, I am the masta gorilla.

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14 Jul 2014, 9:22 am

Skater

I don't know much about boring holes in wood. A skater might.


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14 Jul 2014, 9:46 am

My skin doesn't have enough melon in.

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14 Jul 2014, 10:45 am

Perplex

Can a purple chicken lay perplex?


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14 Jul 2014, 12:51 pm

This apartment is so spaceship that even the closets are huge.

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14 Jul 2014, 3:24 pm

Highlighter way you move!!

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14 Jul 2014, 5:38 pm

He was so annoyed at having wet shoes again he called her catamoran even though it showed no moronic tendencies but had simply mistaken his shoes for the litter tray.

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15 Jul 2014, 4:09 am

It was circuit who eloped with Lady Jennifer.


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15 Jul 2014, 4:10 am

It was circuit who eloped with Lady Jennifer.

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15 Jul 2014, 7:26 am

The farmer's most caring ewe decided to lie down and give her lampshade from the strong spring sunshine.

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15 Jul 2014, 8:01 am

After playing in the muddy wnet inside to take a bath.

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15 Jul 2014, 8:07 am

For breakfast today I had a warmed synonym and raisin Danish pastry.

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15 Jul 2014, 8:31 am

I just saw Dr Oz advertizing Nutriant, a new insect-based dietary weight loss supplement.

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15 Jul 2014, 8:48 am

Postulate

I occasionally mess up a word game on this forum, when I postulate.


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15 Jul 2014, 9:00 am

Biology is the study of how consumers spend their money.

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