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16 Oct 2008, 8:51 am

Granted! You no longer require eyeglasses, but now you need a wheelchair.

I wish I had a personal shield that would protect me from all harm when activated.



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16 Oct 2008, 9:11 am

Granted, but the shield itself emits high levels of radiation, thereby causing great harm.

I wish I would get hired for that telecommuting position I applied for.



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16 Oct 2008, 9:24 am

Granted but your boss is a horny lesbian looking like Kathy Bates and has a huge crush on you.

I wish I could meet friendly aliens from another planet.


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16 Oct 2008, 9:26 am

Lol, but I telecommute, so no big deal.

Anyway, the aliens are very friendly. Too friendly. They want to crash on your couch, but leave green slime stains everywhere. And they get their feelings hurt when you put plastic down.

I wish the rules at work were not so inconsistent.



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16 Oct 2008, 9:27 am

Granted. You meet plenty of friendly aliens when they lay eggs in your abdomen.

I wish I had The Incorruptible Wish of Nothing Never No-Thankyou



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16 Oct 2008, 10:45 am

Granted, but your wish is so incorruptible that it corrupts and kills the thread.

I wish I had a flying pony that also did yard work for me.



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16 Oct 2008, 1:02 pm

Granted! IT is taken away by guinness world records for studies but is never given back.. winds up in their museum.

I wish to have one of

http://www.medgadget.com/archives/2008/ ... tcase.html

THESE!! ! :D

strapples wrote:
can you say, humina?

that thing is, beautiful....

the ultimate medical gadget nerds dream, having all of the major medical gadgets you find in an ICU, in a 40 pound box.

MINE!

oh and not to mention all the benefits this will mean to people in critical condition in the field and being transported... but the most important thing to me is the thing about medical gadget nerds...

again

*slobber*

MINE! *runs away with machine*


Now can i have it???


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16 Oct 2008, 1:40 pm

Strapples wrote:
Granted! IT is taken away by guinness world records for studies but is never given back.. winds up in their museum.

I wish to have one of

http://www.medgadget.com/archives/2008/ ... tcase.html

THESE!! ! :D

strapples wrote:
can you say, humina?

that thing is, beautiful....

the ultimate medical gadget nerds dream, having all of the major medical gadgets you find in an ICU, in a 40 pound box.

MINE!

oh and not to mention all the benefits this will mean to people in critical condition in the field and being transported... but the most important thing to me is the thing about medical gadget nerds...

again

*slobber*

MINE! *runs away with machine*


Now can i have it???


Strapples, I didn't know your health was so poor. An ICU in a suitcase is for people who could die at any moment and yet somehow are always on the go.



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16 Oct 2008, 1:43 pm

slowmutant wrote:
Strapples wrote:
Granted! IT is taken away by guinness world records for studies but is never given back.. winds up in their museum.

I wish to have one of

http://www.medgadget.com/archives/2008/ ... tcase.html

THESE!! ! :D

strapples wrote:
can you say, humina?

that thing is, beautiful....

the ultimate medical gadget nerds dream, having all of the major medical gadgets you find in an ICU, in a 40 pound box.

MINE!

oh and not to mention all the benefits this will mean to people in critical condition in the field and being transported... but the most important thing to me is the thing about medical gadget nerds...

again

*slobber*

MINE! *runs away with machine*


Now can i have it???


Strapples, I didn't know your health was so poor. An ICU in a suitcase is for people who could die at any moment and yet somehow are always on the go.


with this disease i am a ticking time bomb that could go off any second... i could go into respiratory or cardiac failure at any minute...

I wish you made a wish :p


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16 Oct 2008, 1:47 pm

I wish I could get a formal Christian education at Trinity College in Hamilton, Ontario.



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16 Oct 2008, 1:50 pm

Granted! BUt they close right before you graduate thus you get no diploma!

I Wish more people understood my obsession with medical equipment.. and ICU's :lol:


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16 Oct 2008, 1:53 pm

You must have logged many personal hours in ICUs, eh?

Also, I did not know that CP can result in sudden death. 8O


More people understand your obsession with medical equipment, but they don't qualify for fanboy memberships because they have no medical need for these devices.



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16 Oct 2008, 1:55 pm

Granted! You may now find out i have on top of CP anothr disease which you should know about my visiting www.alinssite.info

I wihs people would read my site more,


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16 Oct 2008, 2:04 pm

Strapples, I had no idea your condition was this severe. If I have disrepected you in any way, I humbly apologize.



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16 Oct 2008, 2:08 pm

Strapples wrote:
I wihs people would read my site more,

Granted - they become so obsessed with you that paparazzi and love-crazed stalkers hang around your home all the time, as well as speculators trying to steal your straps in order to sell them on eBay...

I wish I had a robot friend.


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16 Oct 2008, 2:12 pm

Granted! *BOOM* he blew up

I wish I could have a strap duplicator so i can give them copies of my straps


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