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11 Dec 2007, 8:53 am

is preparing her escape with a flying onion which she programmed herself



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11 Dec 2007, 11:05 am

walks tall, now that her stilts have been repaired, after the flood set fire to them.


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11 Dec 2007, 4:07 pm

Tries to set floods on fire to see how much steam he can build up....


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11 Dec 2007, 9:19 pm

untied the Gordian knot using a knitting needle and two swans.


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12 Dec 2007, 5:08 pm

Discovered Topology by tying the necks of the two swans together....


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13 Dec 2007, 12:34 am

Is surrounded by the color blue.



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13 Dec 2007, 3:43 pm

Is a closet parakeet....


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13 Dec 2007, 6:13 pm

was once mistaken for his shadow.


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13 Dec 2007, 6:16 pm

Made the said mistake......


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13 Dec 2007, 6:21 pm

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13 Dec 2007, 6:29 pm

Likes half-worms in his... 8O


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13 Dec 2007, 6:35 pm

has painted his doorbell green to stop the elephants using it.


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13 Dec 2007, 6:38 pm

By his avatar says he is "Quite Clever" and thinks of himself as a transhumanist who will one day be a cyborg cop who has to fight robots and drug-lords! :o



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13 Dec 2007, 6:39 pm

Used the elephant's proboscis to make that post.....


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13 Dec 2007, 7:04 pm

has spent five years, collecting Victorian armchairs, and is now preparing to embark on the second phase of his project - to collect arms to sit in those chairs.


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13 Dec 2007, 7:05 pm

Has been spending too much time reading dictionaries!