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Granted! a drum set... enjoy the racket!

I wish i could own Apple corporation

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Granted, but Steve Jobs stays in the company as a janitor, and keeps advising you, much to your anguish. Oh, you only have bare minimum majority shares.

I wish I had a Pokénav.

Granted! Non Working toy!

I wish I could have my own aneshtesia machine

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted, but you are the anesthesiologist, and have to administer it to everyone but yourself!

I wish I did not feel pain.

Granted! enjoy being put on anesthesia

I wish I could at night when no one is at the hospital use the machine on myself..

( id love to be an anesthesiologist and put myself to sleep with my machine at night in my OR)

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted, but since you are alone, there is no one to turn it off. Oh, well.


I wish more people knew American Sign Language.

Granted, now everyone can "hear" you from across the room.

I wish I knew how to fill out my son's social and developmental history forms from the local school system screening department (they are somewhat poorly written and some of their choices don't apply at all)...

Granted, but you are now in charge of IEP for your whole school district and have no time to concentrate on your son.


I wish my relatives would leave a little earlier on a Saturday.

Granted, they leave at 2:00 AM and clang pots and pans, and leave in the noisiest way ever. They also turn on all the lights, and stomp though the house, stamp dancing.

I wish I weren't always the one wishing people would make a wish.

Granted. Now it's emetic.

I wish I were a brilliant academician.

Granted! But you are a total failure at working a job and cannot pay for any of your college without going into faulty loans and then bang you go bankrupt.

I wish I could have my old girlfreind melissa back

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check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted, she knocks on your door and tells you she's pregnant.

I wish I didn't have indigestion.

Granted! You are puking!

I Wish to be wrapped in neoprene with my girlfreind

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check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM