Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, but everybody brought their cars and you can't find a parking at the site. You arrive ten hours late.

I wish I were an efficient multitasker.

Granted, but it only lasts a day.


I wish I didn't have to chop those green beans.

Granted, you can chop the yellow ones instead

I wish people would stop calling me!

Granted. Your phones explode, or catch fire.

I wish I could live in a log cabin, with electricity.

Granted. Enjoy your log cabin. The basement stores 7,500 AA batteries.

I wish I could efficiently prune my bookmarks.

Wish granted, i give the too lneeded to efficiently proon your bokamrks. but it will explode.

I wish for a pet grizzly bear

Wish granted, however the grizzly speaks and behaves just like any person you find repulsive.

I wish I had a PS3

Granted, but it is made in a sweatshop in some third world country and doesn't work.

I wish my book would get published someday.

Granted, just the day after you die of starvation because noone had bought any copy of it.

I wish I could finish writing my first novel before this year ends.

wish granted but it gets burned the next day

I wish that i will accually Film the Advert that me and my freinds have been trying ot find a filming date for for weeks.

Granted, but the camera will stop working halfway through.

I wish I could play Halo 3 on the 360 we've got that we aren't allowed to play till Christmas...

Granted, but it is has many, many viruses. Prepare for mass data loss, and Green rings of death! MUHAHAHAHA!

I wish that Sierra would stop protecting their abandoned software!

Granted, but once they stop protecting the software there isn't any there.

I wish I had a private jet with a half pipe inside!

Granted, but there's no interior, fuel, seats, & you have the TOP half of the pipe.

I want true love. Also female, & attractive.

Granted, but too much of truth will bother you.


I wish for warmer nights.