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28 Nov 2008, 9:25 pm

Granted. Now it stabs itself with a screwdriver to get your attention.

I wish tomorrow will be a perfect day.



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28 Nov 2008, 9:32 pm

carturo222 wrote:
Granted. Now it stabs itself with a screwdriver to get your attention.

I wish tomorrow will be a perfect day.


Yes, a perfect day for everything to go wrong.


I wish I had not eaten so much dairy last night.



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28 Nov 2008, 10:48 pm

Granted, and your bones are as fragile as ever.

I wish that computers were not breakable.



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29 Nov 2008, 8:16 pm

Granted, but you had to sacrifice some RAM and hard drive space to make way for the armor plating :D


I wish this night would go by a little faster...


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29 Nov 2008, 11:14 pm

Granted. POOF! 17 days pass.

I wish I could view games from the character's perspective in side scrollers.


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29 Nov 2008, 11:25 pm

Granted. Tetris causes you dizziness, though.

I wish I were more fluent in casual conversations.



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30 Nov 2008, 10:07 pm

Granted, but now you can't shut up! :D

I wish I wasn't so freakin bored right now :S


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01 Dec 2008, 12:53 am

Granted. You are now a skeleton! Living! Enjoy being...undead, I guess.

I wish for a green tiled floor.


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01 Dec 2008, 1:30 am

Thatmew wrote:
Granted. You are now a skeleton! Living! Enjoy being...undead, I guess.

I wish for a green tiled floor.


Granted, you now have a [Soylent] Green tiled floor.

I want friends.



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01 Dec 2008, 10:29 am

Granted. Somebody else's friends. And none of them likes you.

I wish I needed less hours of sleep.



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01 Dec 2008, 11:37 am

Granted. But the sound of heaters and air conditioners drive you nutty.

I wish I could grow fairy wings.


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01 Dec 2008, 2:59 pm

Granted, but its made out of concrete and it cannot flap.

I wish I could drink blue Coca-Cola



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01 Dec 2008, 3:32 pm

Granted - but it tastes awful.

I wish I could make money in my sleep, with part of it going to worthy charities.


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01 Dec 2008, 10:50 pm

granted, but u bot to get the money and you get banned... 8O

wold love to see a pic of kasuki-chan, HD3H, and DeLorieanDude. LOL :)


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02 Dec 2008, 6:59 am

Granted, but you can't tell which is which.

I wish I were more energetic.



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02 Dec 2008, 10:49 am

Granted, but you can never calm down.

I wish the WP members Pic thread would update with newly collected pictures, and see if my picture from another part of the member's area is also there.


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