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11 Sep 2014, 9:37 am

My cranberries eggcups in her back garden. I'm getting worried about her!

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11 Sep 2014, 9:41 am

You are such a little daffodil!

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11 Sep 2014, 9:52 am

Tug firmly with pliers and...scruples out!

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11 Sep 2014, 10:02 am

His comments were so actionable, the entire room burst into giggles.

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11 Sep 2014, 4:55 pm

My nephew is going to see his first band in a pub this weekend, he's a giggling I suppose.

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12 Sep 2014, 8:21 pm

Would you please take out the thrash.

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12 Sep 2014, 8:41 pm

I sometimes wonder how much longer I can stay compost mentis.

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12 Sep 2014, 8:53 pm

I love the play "Omlette", by Amelia Bassano Lanier, AKA Shake-Spear.

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13 Sep 2014, 3:24 pm

I'm not sure what material it was made of, but it felt a little rubbish.

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13 Sep 2014, 4:05 pm

He became scared, and I saw him flower in the corner.

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13 Sep 2014, 4:25 pm

Give the horse the goodday to chew on, we'll get better manure out of it.

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13 Sep 2014, 4:38 pm

Have you ever seen a car in that sort of state? Honestly, watershed!

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13 Sep 2014, 4:40 pm

Prince Charles is hairdryer to the thrown.

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13 Sep 2014, 4:42 pm

Earbud, let me see that!

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13 Sep 2014, 4:44 pm

A universe is a song with one verse.

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13 Sep 2014, 5:11 pm

Want to earn good money? These chopstick all the boxes!

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