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That's ok you can go as well. I'll look after the thread and untangle it.

Oink?

Okay, Stephen Fry wins.... for he's kinda a hero of mine. Um, tonight at 11 CET his QI 'quiz' is on again. Guess what I'll be doing then?

a; cleaning my windows,
b; winning this thread, or
c; none of the above

c; none of the above.

That must mean one wins this thread.

Noh, one say a; cleaning the windows. You, one's old bean, can't win without having clean windows! Oh stop it! You tease!

Found my window of opportunity, which is brilliantly clean and won, which must be a pane for everyone else.

Terribly sorry about the cricket ball and your window old chap. Do allow me to pay for a replacement.

Just not cricket old chap! Bowled you LBW.

Sir, I have you stumped.

Hit your g**lies with a googlie

(slowly staggers off the field)

Aiblins we shoods switch tae th' scottie translatur fur th' win!

Or Yorksha chik'inn run translator!

Speeek for tha sen gel bur a donna need ta translaytor to speeek lark diss.

Iz dat ali g translata? Is it coz I is black?

I will have you know young lady that I was giving an excellent rendition of a Yorkshireman without the aid of fangled electronic translators.

Enough is enough...almost.