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MissPickwickian
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25 Dec 2007, 10:23 pm

Is a general manager by day and an assassin employed by the orthodontics industry by night. You know why they need an assassin.


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25 Dec 2007, 11:29 pm

The menu for her next dinner party:

  • Hot sausage and mustard
  • Cold jelly and custard
  • Pease pudding and saveloys
  • A great big steak
  • A six-foot-high pile of peaches and cream

Gruel is definitely NOT included.



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25 Dec 2007, 11:48 pm

Really is a dragon who happens to be very tired.


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26 Dec 2007, 6:39 am

NoNameRockBand is really a NoNameElevatorMusicEnsemble....


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26 Dec 2007, 9:38 am

eats himself to books to the other side of the room



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26 Dec 2007, 11:28 am

has long been suspected of footwear theft, but in reality only purloins gloves.


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26 Dec 2007, 1:51 pm

convinces cats to sell their teeth and share the profit



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26 Dec 2007, 6:16 pm

Runs a Rescue Mission and soup kitchen for toothless cats...


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26 Dec 2007, 7:40 pm

Has several pets

a blobfish

a hummingbird

a hummingbird moth

two flatworms

an ant

a walrus

and each is named Eric.


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26 Dec 2007, 7:54 pm

regularly says "Mirror, mirror, on the wall... who is the fairest of them all?", every morning, on the dot, at four a.m. Which is rather strange, as she is never awake at that time.


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26 Dec 2007, 8:06 pm

Stated interests: Mind SF Math IT.

Actual interests: Throwing chunks of white chocolate out the window, attempting to read Ed Eisner's mind, making own antacid tablets, watching all the Cannonball Run movies over and over.



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26 Dec 2007, 8:28 pm

Favourite song is "The Wheels on The Bus".


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26 Dec 2007, 11:03 pm

Was the architect who designed the Hut Of Baba-Yaga...From the bones of Siberian woolly mammoths.


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26 Dec 2007, 11:23 pm

Likes fruitcake.



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26 Dec 2007, 11:38 pm

MissPickwickian wrote:
Likes fruitcake.


As a potential building material....

Makes the said fruitcake from Portland Cement....


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26 Dec 2007, 11:41 pm

Is using MissPickwickian's cement fruitcake to construct a scale model of the Bodleian.