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what now?

In San Francisco town there lives a whale, and she eats pork chops by the pail,
by the soup bowl, by the sauce pan, by the bathtub, by the schooner.

Her name is Sarah and she's a peach, but you can't leave food within her reach,
nor nursemaids, nor Airedales, nor chocolate ice cream sodas.

She eats a lot, and when she smiles you can see her teeth for miles and miles,
and her spareribs, and her adenoids, and things too fierce to mention!

Now what can you do in a case like that? What can you do, but sit on your hat,
or your toothbrush, or your grandmother, or anything else that's helpless?

Hey, how do you know what I'm wearing under this skirt?

Sorry Regina.... I was way too late (um, a thing I'm very good in here). Saw your post (and Darkword's in between and decided to delete mine.

But um, you're saying you're wea.... nah.

(you win)

I think you were using a Dutch word anyway ... you meant garters?

Ja, I meant garters.... charatels is French but we use the word also here. Well, thought it was a silly funny reply to Tallyman avatar but that was then....

Now, um, one could have guessed it.... I win.

No, sorry, I win.

Wot, wot, wot? What have I missed?

Wot, wot, wot? What have I missed?

Um, I made a comment, something like, wearing charatels/garters will not make one win (well, it could maybe, but that's a different story of course). Well, never on minds.

Very sexy knee, btw, T.

Thanks... but that's Booyakasha's knee!

Booyakasha has two sexy knees.... and sorry, you only have one (WWI related, I thought).

Nah.

Man, I'm too flabberoinked at the moment to win this thread. (two nieces related)(love them but they're all over the place)

(help)

Be back later with a clear brain (um?) and take this thread by surprise attack. (I think)

I've got two wooden legs, lost both of 'em in WWI. That reminds me, must buy some more woodworm treatment before I haven't got a leg to stand on.

Ahem, indeed I borrowed Mr TallyMan one of my knees and he still haven't returned it yet!

Can a kneeless person win this thread?

Indeed they can!

I kept it because I kneeded it.

I win!!