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Granted! its for your suicide!

I Wish i could have a ultra tight neoprene wetsuit... smoothskin both sides so its sticky and warm.

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Granted, but the stickiness and warmth comes from raw sewage.

I wish i was better at this game.

Granted! but you never do anything else with your life

I wish it was not from raw sewage and was from the neoprene its self

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Granted, your neoprene suit is sticky because... it is on fire!

I wish I did not wake up in the middle of the night with bright ideas then stay awake for hours thinking about them.

Granted. Your neighbor has now all those bright ideas, and registers a new patent everyday.

I wish I had more discipline.

You look like you are in alot of pain strung up by your hair and is that a booby?
I am happy I am a human being and not a key ring.

"Granted". A race of giant aliens take over Earth and they convert you into a living human keyring!

I wish I could speak fluent French.

Granted! in the form of the word f*ck and thats all.

I wish i could have a pair of real shiny PVC pants.

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted but the shine attracts the sun and burns your skin.
I wish I had a horse named Charlie.

Wish granted but they are evil bunnies and never shut up.
I wish I was a astronaut.

Wish granted. Your spaceship is destined for the black hole at the center of our Milky Way Galaxy.

I wish it were summer.

Wish granted. You and your family move to Australia.


I wish there were no bullies in the world.

Granted! But now you have to pay a subscription fee

I wish i could have a strapple on my powerchair thats absolutely f*****g huge and covers everything and is super tight.

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted, but since it's so huge nobody sees you underneath it, and they turn the place upside down looking for you.

I wish Wrong Planet were an ACTUAL planet where we could all meet in the flesh.