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26 Aug 2010, 5:50 pm

The situation has gotten out of hand.
How are we gonna get a shower and so without soap?.

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26 Aug 2010, 11:15 pm

That's your porkin' problem.

:lol:

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27 Aug 2010, 4:49 am

I daren't ask what bacon soap is.

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27 Aug 2010, 7:21 am

Well, after all, soap is made with fat ... odd, since it's best at removing grease, isn't it?

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27 Aug 2010, 10:17 am

After converting fat into soap the hydrophilic parts of the molecules pulls the fat molecules into water as the hydrophobic parts of the soap molecules attach to the fat molecules. :wink:

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27 Aug 2010, 10:27 am

Um, I often wash my hands in battery acid.. mmmm, nice.. (innit?)

Yeah, they look red and weird.. but they're clean..

Nah. Kids.. do not try this at home.. in fact don't try this.. ever.. anywhere.

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27 Aug 2010, 10:32 am

If you dip them in caustic soda after the battery acid it will neutralise it. :wink:

Bugger... overdone it I think.

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27 Aug 2010, 10:44 am

Do I win?

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27 Aug 2010, 10:45 am

Yes, Oren wins!

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27 Aug 2010, 10:54 am

But only with clean hands, I opt. (read thread manual page 246) (*thy can only win with clean.... etc.)

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27 Aug 2010, 11:32 am

... and trimmed toenails too. Page 347 regulation 17c. Toenails must not protrude beyond the statutory length of 2 mm.

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27 Aug 2010, 1:13 pm

I don't think it's rocket science. :lol:

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27 Aug 2010, 1:15 pm

That looks... disgusting.

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27 Aug 2010, 1:20 pm

It smells even worse! :lol:

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27 Aug 2010, 1:23 pm

Hey Joe, what's that deodorant you are using... it's a bit... :pig:

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27 Aug 2010, 1:30 pm

"Bacon is in everything we do. Bacon is how we put on the jacket. Bacon is how we take off the jacket. Bacon is how we treat everyone."
~paraphrased from Mr. Han, Karate Kid

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