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Granted! It is both radioactive and heavy!

I wish that I were a Mew!

Granted, but the genie has no idea what a Mew is, searches Wikipedia, and makes you a pretty strange looking Dane in the band Mew.

I wish people would stop being so noisy.

Granted, everyone quiets down, but now they become nosy and interfere in your business constantly.

I wish today was Saturday.

Fine it is Saturday, but the time is now 23.59 you have one minute to enjoy the day.

I wish that the trains were always on time and that tickets cost nothing.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted, but due to stingey government funding for this project, these trains are only scheduled once a day, and everyone who makes an appointment with you wants you there before the train is scheduled to arrive.

^-^ I wish for every person on WP to have a happy Valentine's day tomorrow (or whenever your respective timezones dictate.)

Granted. Although all of our February 15ths are horrible because we all learn that we have contracted the AIDS virus.

I wish VHS tapes would make a comeback.

Granted, but they're even crappier than before.

I wish for my wish to be corrupted.

Granted, but you like it, which makes this thread explode and teleport you to a remote area in Zambia.


I wish I could write bugfree code.

(Come on: don't be so idealistic, I'd feel like a jerk to corrupt the valentine wish )

Granted! But the machine on which you write code crashes due to buggy code

I wish I could have 50 PVC lead aprons!

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

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Granted, they have been conveniently deposited for your pick up, on Mars. 349 credits is your shipping charge.

I wish there was something like laser tag, only Bomberman style. I can think of ways for that to work!

Granted! you are given the task fo coding the software and its buggy as hell

I wish those 50 PVC lead aprons i ordered were all on top of me. nice warm and sticky and really heavy (each one is about 10 pounds)

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check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Fine you get your 50 lead PVC aprons, the only problem is that a 1 mm think lead apron weighs at least 20 Kg, and you get squashed like Margaret Clitherow of York.

I wish that my car never rusted or needed new fuel, and that it would remain road worthy and able to drive for ever without me having to pay for any repair work on it (or fix it myself)

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted! But your car costs you 500,000 dollars. enjoy paying for it for your lif.

I wish I did not die from the lead aprons.

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check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted, instead you will die in a bathtub full of wet cement....



Wish I had more ice cream...

Granted! *FOOMP!* Your abode is now literally filled with Ice cream! Of 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 random flavors, too! Flavor roulette!

I wish for a Power Suit. Varia preferably.

Granted! but its non functional

I wish I did not die in a tub of wet cement

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check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM