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lau
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02 Feb 2008, 12:16 pm

has just got back with her newspaper from the little conner shop she frequents in the Amazon basin.


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02 Feb 2008, 12:28 pm

Likes the taste of his own fingernails.


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02 Feb 2008, 3:59 pm

Dances around a bouquet she made out of pink parasols.


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02 Feb 2008, 6:01 pm

uses parachutes to brew tea in.


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02 Feb 2008, 8:38 pm

Stands on her head and counts to a million - every single day.


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03 Feb 2008, 12:31 am

...refuses to go out for Chinese food, because it would take so long to get to Beijing and back that the food would be cold.


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03 Feb 2008, 5:26 am

performs free sex change operations in her lunch breaks.


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03 Feb 2008, 5:29 am

Is an alien from Mars.



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03 Feb 2008, 5:48 am

Has two eyepatches.


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03 Feb 2008, 5:51 am

Is Samus Aran in disguise.



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03 Feb 2008, 5:53 am

Has three eyepatches, one on her nose.


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03 Feb 2008, 5:56 am

Is a thief, who steals peoples' gil.



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03 Feb 2008, 6:01 am

Has a twin seater jetpack.


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03 Feb 2008, 6:03 am

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03 Feb 2008, 6:24 am

borrowed my towel.

(I want it back! Or else... I won't have it?)


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03 Feb 2008, 6:42 am

can count on his logical powers in nasty situations
(1,2,3,4, ....)