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KittenWithAWhip
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31 Dec 2010, 1:28 am

Are you speaking of your mid-drift? ba-dum-pum

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31 Dec 2010, 1:33 am

Yes, the inevitable reality of not dying alternative, is getting older.

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31 Dec 2010, 1:57 am

I've heard it's not for the faint of heart.

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31 Dec 2010, 2:05 am

My heart is doing ok, but my school-boy figure is fainting.

KittenWithAWhip
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31 Dec 2010, 2:07 am

Well, I never had a school-boy figure to begin with, so I am all set.

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31 Dec 2010, 2:12 am

I had one once - be he promised not to tell

KittenWithAWhip
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31 Dec 2010, 2:14 am

You're a priest???

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DaWalker
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31 Dec 2010, 2:21 am

No, but I do take confessions

KittenWithAWhip
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31 Dec 2010, 2:23 am

I spit in my brother's milk once.

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31 Dec 2010, 2:36 am

You might have prolonged his life - it's well documented fact that humans build immune system strength through sharing of saliva. no forgiveness required - IOW chill out.

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31 Dec 2010, 9:05 am

I win.....

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31 Dec 2010, 10:06 am

Not yet!

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