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05 Feb 2008, 11:11 pm

swears by the efficacy of edible crayons.


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05 Feb 2008, 11:42 pm

sells discount parachutes


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05 Feb 2008, 11:46 pm

Sells red and black bananas.



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06 Feb 2008, 5:32 am

sells wax fruit on hot days to Mafia-controlled fruit-juice shops


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06 Feb 2008, 6:10 am

Collects tributes from wax-fruit-juice shops on behalf of Mafia, but politely declines all offers to sample the merchandise.



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06 Feb 2008, 6:30 am

scrambles eggs in a lawnmower



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06 Feb 2008, 7:20 am

Writes lyrical love poems to all his spammers
telling them of his devotion and his wish to share with them
his chain-saw collection and STD's


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06 Feb 2008, 7:22 am

just hurt my feelings :cry: lol



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06 Feb 2008, 7:30 am

Only pretends to fly. Dragons are far too heavy to actually be able to fly.


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06 Feb 2008, 7:32 am

TheAPERSON wrote:
Only pretends to fly. Dragons are far too heavy to actually be able to fly.


is totally wrong.
actually they can their magical creatures thats how they fly.



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06 Feb 2008, 7:35 am

Doesn't apply physics to everything


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06 Feb 2008, 7:37 am

is scared of dragons because he cant understand how they fly



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06 Feb 2008, 7:38 am

Has just learned that, in defiance of physics and logical expectation, bumblebees actually can fly. :)

(hiya, cuz! :D )



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06 Feb 2008, 7:38 am

Is apparanltly wrong, because deep down he knows that there is no way that dragons could exist, or have existed.


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06 Feb 2008, 7:39 am

should know that mythological creature are only mythalogical



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06 Feb 2008, 7:42 am

Is correct, but claims he is one.


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