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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Greetings oh ancient one! However, I still claim this thread!
TenPencePiece Veteran
Joined: 11 Dec 2009Age: 31Gender: MalePosts: 46,009Location: Greater Manchester, United Kingdom
Enough family reunions! I win this thread
Meh, you need to try harder than that. I'm a trained thread killer!
ProfessorX Veteran
Joined: 8 Feb 2007Age: 52Gender: MalePosts: 16,795
No! I win evil laughter
OK, you've won some evil laughter!
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
I have a degree in killing threads, been practising on moth larvae in my closet
Hmmmm. That reminds me, I need to evict the spider that lives above my computer screen... he keeps leaving poo on the screen each morning!
You should have bought him diapers. Tsk tsk
Have you ever tried putting a diaper on a spider, they are all legs and arms and the smallest arse you've ever seen.
Well better than a big arse, no? You're lucky to posses such a small arse, think of the expenditure and costs if it were bigger.
True. It could be worse. There could be an elephant nesting above me.
Elephant poo! Your wife would save the day presumably since she's so ragged and muscular.
Meh, the problem isn't so much cleaning the screen as finding the computer!
I win while you too are busy occupying yourselves..
Hah! That is what you think!
Indeed, Tally is stuck with the poo, not me.