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Wallourdes
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28 Apr 2011, 3:00 pm

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Well, if they weren't, they are now :lol:


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28 Apr 2011, 3:28 pm

^ :lol:

Allow me to pay you for the baguettes. I've just had an email saying a long lost relative has left me lots of money. I like the form at the bottom - they "know" I'm the next of kin but don't know my name :lol: :

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FROM: MR. JONAS NURU
FOREIGN REMITTANCE MANAGER
BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A)
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO

Dear Friend,

I know that this mail will come to you as a surprise as we never meet before. I am the FOREIGN REMITTANCE MANAGER of B.O.A Bank of Africa, I Hoped that you will not expose or betray this trust and confident that I am about to repose on you for the mutual benefit of our both families.

I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of ($9.4M) Nine Million Four Hundred Thousand United States Dollars immediately into your account. The money has been dormant (in-active) for some years in our Bank here without any body coming for it.

I want to release the money to you as the nearest person to our deceased customer Mr. Khalifa Salem Abdulla from Libya the owner of the account who died a long with his supposed next of kin in plane crash since 2003. I don't want the money to go into our Bank treasury as an abandoned fund, so this is the reason why I contacted you, so that my Bank will release the money to you as the nearest person to the deceased customer.

Please I would like you to keep this proposal as a top secret and delete it if you are not interested.

Upon the receipt of your reply I will send you full details on how the business will be executed and also note that you will have 40% of the above mentioned amount if you agree to help me execute this business.

I want you to assure me your capability of handling this transaction with trust by giving me the following information details:


(1)NAME..............
(2)AGE:................
(3)SEX:.....................
(4)PHONE NUMBER:.................
(5)OCCUPATION :.....................
(6)YOUR COUNTRY:.....................

Thanks and waiting for your urgent response


Best Regards
Mr. Jonas Nuru



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28 Apr 2011, 3:35 pm

I win...



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28 Apr 2011, 3:37 pm

OK Prof, you can win and have all the money. I'll send you the email address of the "bank manager" above! :P



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28 Apr 2011, 5:49 pm

I win by the mere random nature of this thread..



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29 Apr 2011, 3:51 am

OK, I'll let you win then. :P



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29 Apr 2011, 7:11 am

Aww, that kind gesture deserves a thumbs-up. :thumright:



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29 Apr 2011, 7:13 am

Thank you Jenny! :D



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29 Apr 2011, 8:19 am

You're MOST welcome. :salut:



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29 Apr 2011, 11:36 am

I claim the win with my new avatar! :P


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29 Apr 2011, 1:08 pm

Is that a real poop scoop or a Sears poop scoop?.....


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29 Apr 2011, 1:41 pm

In relation to moderating WP it is definitely a poop scoop! :lol:


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29 Apr 2011, 1:47 pm

In the words of a much more famous person than me - bunnies! :P



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29 Apr 2011, 1:58 pm

What are you rabbiting on about?


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29 Apr 2011, 2:17 pm

I've won... :twisted: :twisted: :lol:



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29 Apr 2011, 2:18 pm

Ha! That's what you think... Hey look over there ________________________________>

(sneaks into the lead)


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